r/shittyaskscience • • 9h ago

How does the sun know what temperature is needed to cure tobacco?

17 Upvotes

And how does it know not to burn it?


r/shittyaskscience • • 10h ago

How do I get to the quantum mechanics multiple universe where Sydney Sweeney lets me hold her breasts?

10 Upvotes

Also, Ana de Armas.


r/shittyaskscience • • 15h ago

Would the scientific community be interested in learning of my experiments on establishing telepathic connection with my cat?

15 Upvotes

😺 🧠


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

If there was a desert of graphite dust and a large storm formed above it how would weather act around it?

9 Upvotes

This question just comes from me and a group of friends working on a world building project together. We have this city called "Oasis" its a multiple large domes in the middle of a desert. But we had to explain why people only live in the domes and decided on a massive storm that is always around it, but that wasn't inherently bad so we changed the desert from sand to graphite.

Would that cause intense weather or any other complications thats not coming to mind?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

How do aphids produce honeydew melons?

7 Upvotes

A melon seems awfully big for a little aphid to make


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Why do tabby cats have an M on their forehead?

44 Upvotes

What does it stand for? Why not any other letter?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

I wanna have a lucid dream. Any tips for reality check?

13 Upvotes

I heard that realizing you’re dreaming is the key..,

But I’m not sure how to do it because I’m new to this whole thing.


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Does the clit0ris have survival value?

0 Upvotes

Seems unlikely, since no one is ever able to find it? Looking for the science here.


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

If my ejaculate is yellow, does that make me grass fed?

11 Upvotes

I ate a lot of good natural steak lately asking if i can be second hand grass fed


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Can I donate my daylight savings time to a charity?

51 Upvotes

I just don't really need that extra hour this year. I'd probably just waste it on reddit or something.


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Why do animals not go bald?

11 Upvotes

I have been thinking about this for a while lol.


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Grasshoppers evolved 250 million years ago. Grass evolved about 100 million years ago. What did they do all that time???

228 Upvotes

How did they live, with no grass to hop on?


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Did we steal the bees knees?

18 Upvotes

I hear people call things the bees knees, are we hiding where we actually hid the knees of the bees?


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Would it be possible for me to fuck your wife?

0 Upvotes

Please


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Why do densely populated areas have so many people per hactare?

13 Upvotes

πŸŒ† πŸŒ­πŸ” 🍑


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Where are those hot and looking to collide neutron stars now?

17 Upvotes

Scientists keep telling me there are extremely hot, incredibly dense neutron stars that are so attracted to each other they literally bend spacetime.

Yet apparently some of these idiots have been circling each other for millions of years without making physical contact.

Are they playing hard to get? Is this some kind of orbital friend zone?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

If plants need sunlight for photosynthesis, why haven't they evolved to produce their own light?

32 Upvotes

It seems inefficient for plants to rely entirely on the sun, especially during the night or on cloudy days. Bioluminescence already exists in deep-sea creatures and insects, so the biological mechanism clearly exists.If a plant could emit its own light and capture it with its own leaves, it would create a closed system of infinite energy. What evolutionary barrier is preventing crops from growing in total darkness?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

Why are frogs and turtles so similar

3 Upvotes

title


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

If datacenters waste so much water, why don't we put them next to Australia so we can recover Zealandia?

17 Upvotes

Is Zealandia already owned by someone cause i feel like they owe me at least some land if they use my idea.


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

How do we know the full moon is actually full

41 Upvotes

I'm no astronomist but I just feel like it could get way bigger


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

If Everready, Timex & Nokia got together to make a product, would the Density, Strength, Durability and Longevity of it be greater than anything we currently know?

8 Upvotes

And would it have wifi capabilities?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

I spilt dish soap on my kitchen counter and when I wiped it up it kept producing bubbles. If dish soap is infinite as it seems why do people keep buying soap?

16 Upvotes

Are we foolish?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Do we know what the british are going to do with all the p!ss they are taking?

49 Upvotes

Do the british know what they are planning on doing with all this p!ss after they take it or does only their King know? Because they will often ask "are you taking the p!ss" so maybe they aren't even aware it is happening sometimes? Is there some great national p!ss reserve? Do they think it is valuable enough that they feel like they should take it? Because they don't say "are you nicking the p!ss" or maybe they do?

stupid AI made me censor p!ss