r/shittyfoodporn • • Aug 14 '26

CERTIFIED SHITTY Looking for some future mods for assistance.

63 Upvotes

Howdy all, as you may have noticed in the last month or so things may have been getting slightly out of hand.

We have been trying our best but with bots and shit posts it has been getting a tad overwhelming after the new changes with reddit only allowing certain folk to moderate up to 5 subs.

If you think you have the iron stomach to handle what is needed, drop us a line.

Why do you think you have what it takes? What subs do you moderate? What can be done better and so forth?


r/shittyfoodporn • • 2h ago

Only realized I had a tortilla left over from yesterday after I had made the spaghetti sauce. Can't let that go to waste.

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229 Upvotes

It was honestly not bad


r/shittyfoodporn • • 8h ago

Made a cake, looks burnt but isn't. Very decadent.

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484 Upvotes

I absolutely loved it, not sure why it's so dark in colour but it's not burnt for sure, it's amazing and almost fudgy, just the way I like it.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

Alone in tokyo

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179 Upvotes

Grocery store siumai (2 different types) and cheese and pork sausages, cooked on the tiny hotel/apartments electric stove


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1h ago

Smoked Oreos and nutter butters

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• Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 3h ago

Lingonberry pie

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66 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 46m ago

This is my scandinavian evening meal. I love it. I love my herring and potato.

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• Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 5h ago

Protein Slop

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44 Upvotes

4 scoops PB protein, Banana, pumpkin seeds, coconut flakes, peanut butter, semi-sweet chocolate chips and agave syrup. Also, 2 raw eggs and a splash of milk.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

This croissant kebab kit from german Lidl 🔥🔥🔥🥙😋😋

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1.4k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 1h ago

a cottage cheese snack

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my boyfriend said it is gross. lowfat cottage cheese with carne asada seasoning and bell pepper and parsley with korean wheat crackers


r/shittyfoodporn • • 18h ago

Quesadilla (just need to fold it)

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90 Upvotes

Hard as a rock Whole Foods tortilla + sharp cheddar


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Today's ration: egg salad sandwiches

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511 Upvotes

Possibly the least expired thing i posted here.

The mayonnaise was new, the bread is new (both bought a few weeks ago). The mustard is old as it expired in 2021.

The eggs have been sitting on a windowsill to age for 3 weeks and are finally ripe enough to use.

I also biked out in freezing temperatures to get ice cream in the next township over, though legally it can't be called ice cream. I was violently shivering when i got home and ate it, probably didn't help with the mild hypothermia i got from biking out to get it, finally cold enough weather to bring ice cream home (20f at night, peaking at 50f this afternoon, was still 28f when biking plus wind-chill).

Probably 2200 calories for today, 50g protein, burned at least 800 calories for that bike trip.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

My dinner almost every week. Brother thought it belonged on here.

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462 Upvotes

Ukha/Fish Soup. I don't think it looks bad, but everyone around me is saying it does. Even better if the broth is prepared with fish heads and tails, but I just settled for salmon chunks today.

Edit: Since others are actually asking, I think this recipe is a good starting point. You can sub in whatever fish you want or other veggies:

https://momsdish.com/recipe/708/fish-soup-aka-ukha


r/shittyfoodporn • • 3h ago

Tonight's meal

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4 Upvotes

Tried to make oi muchim without sesame oil or rice vinegar, kinda ended up with cucumbers in soy sauce. The chicken and the very thin sirloin turned out alright though. Gravy is just as thick as I could get the fond along with the soy sauce oil emulsion from the chicken.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 8h ago

Watermelon sandwich

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12 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

Leftover Taco Bell and leftover Mexican soup

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158 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 20h ago

Friend made canned chicken cheese bake with... lettuce.

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81 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 8h ago

Peanut Satay wrap for breakfast the Redemption arc

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9 Upvotes

I put like three to 7% more effort into it this time guys


r/shittyfoodporn • • 14h ago

Chia seeds mixed with fig jam and cottage cheese.

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28 Upvotes

Looks terrible, but it's good. Also having broccoli with spinach dip and a piece of cheese


r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

POV: FIL last supper meal

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77 Upvotes

Father in law eats like this everyday. Looks like a last meal request for someone on deathrow


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Breadzza

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201 Upvotes

Jalapeno deli bread, garlic pizza sauce, kraft easy melt mozzarella with cream cheese, thick cut pepperoni


r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

Mushroom pâté was good; leftovers not so much

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54 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

I improved my frozen Margherita with frozen meatballs.

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844 Upvotes

All you Italians can eff off!


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Idk anymore

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1.7k Upvotes

Cooked the cookie dough log in the airfryer in tinfoil it has the texture of a moist cake somehow and is a true representation of my greed. I will never apologise


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Crown Roast of Frankfurters.

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178 Upvotes