I've been having a lot of people stop by my house uninvited lately and I'm over it. I was thinking maybe a subtle but effective deterrent would be to leave some old milk out there. What's the best way to position it so it's noticeable but not obviously intentional?

My family is not on the pre approved list of N word users.

Please help, I am very hungry.

how can i find like a local plug on snap chat or smthing?

How should I celebrate?

I’m so bored of my job. I really think today is going to be the day that, as soon as it gets really quiet, I’m going to scream. Pretty sure it’s beyond my control by this point

I want to make the most of the moment, so I’m trying to decide what to scream

I’m leaning towards the classic “Allaha Akbar”. Any better ideas?

T or F: A rolling stop does not count as a complete stop at a stop sign.

Closet bi guy here, Need advice on how to talk my long time best friend in letting me suck his cock.

I have a bunch of random snail shells and some old snail books lying around. My roommate is super gullible. I want to convince them that I'm some kind of expert snail trainer and that I'm working on a top secret project. I have a few snails in my terrarium but I'm not actually doing anything with them. I was thinking of just putting up some fake snail training certificates on my wall and maybe making some snail themed decorations. Is that enough to sell the whole thing or should I take it further?

Screw Tina! The little hussy thinks I am a bad person just because I did a hit and run. Well Tina, it is YOUR own fault considering I was speeding to get to YOUR wedding on time, you hepher.

Anyway, I want to show that BEEEAAATCH whats what by completely turning my life around and being a "compassionate," "altruistic," and "selfless" person, but in a way that lets her know I am doing it to piss her off. How should I go about this?

Should I dress like Dolly deParted this Halloween or is it too soon?

HELP

Advice doesn't have to be safe, ethical or helpful

So i have a friend named Cleveland brown and he seems like he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family? but im just not sure i mean theres old friends and new friends and also a bear? and through good times and bad times is it true love they share? and so he found a place were everyone would know that his happy mustached face it is the cleveland show so what do yall think about this?

Hit me with the absolute most diabolical fantasy football punishments for whoever loses- also applicable for march madness next year.