Doing a report for school, pls help!

When Hernan Cortes burned his boats the fire started as an accident while he was lighting up a cigar. When he realized the fire was too big to put out he jumped off and shouted, “Heck yeah! We’re gonna take this island!”

Did they do the hand motions too

It must have been tuff before it was legal either fart illegally or hold it in.

They could have used any, and I mean pretty much ANY name. Think of any pro sports teams names. ALL of those were available back then. You could have “the honorable Congressman Jim Davis, Seahawks.” Or “live tonight we have the Buccaneers National Convention.”

99% of all business failures come from poor branding.

In any doctrines of their travels, they barely mention any sort of relationships between the two of them, and the only mentions of Sacajawea were regarding her expertise to navigate throughout the new Louisiana land. So, just hypothetically, I was wondering if there was any evidence of them having any relations past just explorers on a journey together, and whether or not Sacajawea was necessarily like a homewrecker, and even how far those relations went. ​

Per the community rules, all human suffering discussed below has been a tragedy. No bigotry intended in this post.

After the fall of the Soviet Union, a general malaise spread among the educated of the new globalized world. In the West, this manifested in media such as Fight Club, The Matrix, and Office Space. In the Islamic World, did this feeling metastasize into Al-Qaeda? Privileged Osama looks for an existential struggle in a “post-scarcity” world, just like Tyler, Neo, and the Office Space guy.

In fact, 9/11 and the War on Terror are a direct result of US hegemony in the 90s. Al-Qaeda, 9/11, and the War on Terror captured that malaise in the West and the Islamic World, and it generated massive amounts of disgruntled fighters on both sides ready to unleash this malaise now focused into an orgy of slaughter. Here we are 25 years later and the world has fundamentally shifted and operates on new principles. Right?

Was the War on Terror basically Fight Club led by an educated global middle class that developed during the 90s that needed an existential struggle after their material success left them feeling soulless?

Why were Americans back then so dumb they voted for Prohabition and in turn gave us the Federal income tax? Are they stupid?

If he was ever in the French Newspapers when he became president, did french people think the newspapers had a typo for a man named Daniel Arap?

In the late 1990s seeing Laras blocky sexy bits on the Playstation was my El Dorado. Was it all in vain?

I like Mr. Christ as much as anyone, he’s cool and really seems like he knows his shit, but from what I’ve learned in school he doesn’t seem ‘normal’ you know?

Was Jesus a cuck? If so, how often would he watch? How do we know?