Ordered from First Club India (Bangalore). Assume this is a metal manufacturing part or something. Fortunately I pour content into a plate to eat usually and don’t directly empty into mouth.

why? the trash can is like 4 steps to the right

Gone to sit in my favourite cinema seat and saw this

I just can’t understand leaving your chewed up apple core for someone else to clean up.

Whoever you are you don’t deserve this seat!

(Also I just chose a random tag idk if they have meaning)

Thankfully I took pictures, I had cleaned out my gallery a week earlier thinking I was in the clear, thankfully I was able to recover the photos. Salesman was being super pushy on the extra insurance, guess they try to get there money by any means.

I submitted 5 minutes late instead of 10 minutes early.

His reasoning is that he didn’t want to lug it around as it didn’t fit in his bag. We are sharing a room for the next 3 days and I don’t know if I’m going to survive. I have my loops in with my noise cancelling headphones blasting brown noise on full volume and I still can’t sleep.

update: i love my dad, he didn’t leave the machine with the intention of making it hard for me to sleep. he just didn’t want to haul the machine around 3 flights and 2 train rides. not his smartest choice but that doesn’t make him a dumb stupid lazy man like some comments suggest. i also don’t appreciate comments joking about his death nor do i find them funny. he’s up now, feels terrible and is getting me my own room for the remainder of the trip

A few weeks ago my wife sent me two links to Kate Spade purses that she said she likes (hint hint). I immediately bought one for Christmas. I happen to have a little extra money at the moment and it was a clearance item so I didn't even really have to think about it.

Today, we were talking about the upcoming holidays and she randomly drops "btw I don't want those purses, they're ugly." I have no idea why she did a total 180 on them but I didn't do a great job hiding my disappointment and she realized I had already bought one.

She spent the remainder of the night saying she didn't mean it, and she was exaggerating and she see still wants it. I think she obviously meant what she said. But since it was clearance I can't do much about it besides try to sell it and take a loss on it and buy something else.

It was nice having a big gift for her checked off early for Christmas but now I'm back to square one. I also can't even ask her what else she would want because she's going to insist the purse is fine.

Obviously this is very mildly infuriating. The grocery store near me puts a sticker on all non bagged items. They usually put the sticker on top but this time put right on top. Really more funny than infuriating. When I peeled the sticker off it almost took the whole date off as well.

Spent AGES finding a Zelda Switch 2 Console as scalpers have ruined pre-orders. Finally preorder one a month ago from Wallmart (stock goes in seconds, it took a ton of attempts at different stores).

The console releases tomorrow. Wallmart have been pinging me this week to make sure my address and payment details are correct.

I wake up this morning to find out they cancelled my order because they don't have enough stock, and they are offering 0 compensation.

A) Nice typo.

B) The political junk mail is beyond out of control this election season.

C) Is there even a regulation mandating this?!

But now for no reason given, it's releasing and arriving NEXT YEAR.

I rent. The place comes with a large yard, and I want it to be green with life, so I buy the hoses and spray nozzles to do it.

Large yard, large hose. Hoses are expensive, and the nozzles are constantly wearing out and needing to be replaced.

Why do they need to be replaced so often? Well...

Maintenance. Painters. Concrete guys. Guys being paid by the landlord to do who knows what. About eight years, completely different people, but in the end they're all the same: they just can't help themselves from throwing the nozzle straight down to the concrete when they're done using it, and CAN'T STOP LOSING THE FUCKING GASKETS.

This year has been particularly bad. Landlord is renovating units so tons of people have been coming through. I started the season with two new nozzles. I'm ended the season with two busted-ass nozzles that leak uncontrollably and look like they've been dragged behind a truck. When I was home I'd hear it; the solid 'clink!' of weighted metal smacking the concrete.

You can always tell it's been used, because what was once a neat roll is either half-assed back or just left in a pile.

I gave up saying anything. These rude bastards don't want to be corrected; say anything, and they'll just drop it from even higher when you're out of sight. "Normal wear", riiiight. We can all enjoy the leaky nozzles together I guess.

But the gaskets. The FUCK-ING GASKETS. Why is it so FUCKING hard to keep track of the gaskets when they decide to link hoses or switch out the nozzle or whatever the fak. I can't even tell you how many times I've turned the water on to discover it gushing out at the connection and - surprise! No gasket. Poof, gone. Sorry sucker.

I have more gaskets, I could easily put in another one. But it's the end of the season. Tonight I unscrewed the last bedraggled nozzle and put it away. They still have work for the rest of the week, and it involves water.

But now, no nozzle for you, my guys. Hope you brought your own.

Assumed I spelled my OWN NAME wrong

Legendary protein pastries might be the worst offender at this

i guess i should start specifying that i want “real” stuff from now on

Forget about Coke bottles attaching the cap to the ring, this was never perforated to begin with.

Now I'll never know what's inside this translucent bottle of olive oil.

The brand is Filippo Berio, which is fitting, because I'm bery flipped out right now.

A 6 pack of t-shirts and swiffer wet jet fluid…exactly what I need for my education job 😂

This is also the first Amazon had messed up an order of mine so I’m lowkey amused

Title. Lately my mom will pause in the middle of conversation when I'm talking to her on the phone and then starts obviously reading from a script... It was so abrasive the first time, I immediately asked if she was seriously generating responses to me in conversation using AI. She said it puts it in better words than she could. I don't even know where to start.... We are cooked

Boss literally replaced this handle 45 minutes ago.

They have a trash container to the left in the pic. And a dumpster on the other side of their house.

Delivered to my apartment’s package locker system, got the delivery notification, and when I went to retrieve it, the locker was empty. Then I saw that this was the delivery confirmation photo. Ok