The biggest onion slice and pickle slice I have ever seen. I laughed for a solid 3 minutes but still wtf?

After 3 system restarts and a software update check, this is still happening 😞

Edit: I posted a video of my daughters TV having a crisis and displaying the Amazon logo, and somehow ended up in a investigation. We’ve got the glare police, the video editing experts, the “if you waited 2 milliseconds” scientists, and now the CPS task force because my daughter dared to put Miss Rachel on for her little brother. You are analyzing a sped-up video of a broken TV a bit too much. But thank you all for your professional assessments. The TV is still broken, Amazon is still advertising itself, my daughter is still putting on Miss Rachel for her brother, And the TV is being replaced. Case closed.

A whole 0.65 ounces. It almost qualifies as vegetarian.

these fast food places are just taking the piss at this point

edit: baffled at how many people assumed i didn't talk to the staff about it lmao

I know it's embedded in the program, but still. FO

2nd image is a correctly installed crosswalk sign and how basically all the others in its area look

For the sake of anonymity let’s say my name is Matt,
Everyone in my family calls me Matty because my dad is Matt and I’m a junior.

No matter how much I say that I don’t like being called Matty they still call me it. I don’t even care if they used one of my childhood nicknames but for some reason Matty is the only name they call me which is so infuriating as no one else on this planet calls me that and it’s not my name.

I know it sounds so minor but the fact that my opinion is so often disregarded feels disrespectful when it’s well known I’m bothered by it. If I were to say anything about it it’s just brushed off as me being difficult or ridiculous but if I did the same to any of them I’m being a dick.

I guess Alaskan politicians are getting really anxious about elections 😬

Sorted in the background is actual mail lol

Ordered from First Club India (Bangalore). Assume this is a metal manufacturing part or something. Fortunately I pour content into a plate to eat usually and don’t directly empty into mouth.

I brought home like 200 of these gacha bath bombs from Japan and have only gotten one or two of the hidden secret rare options ever and finally get one today just for it to be the same the ostensibly as the common. Usually it’s a 1/60 chance to get the secret rare btw. GAHHHHHHH.

why? the trash can is like 4 steps to the right

Gone to sit in my favourite cinema seat and saw this

I just can’t understand leaving your chewed up apple core for someone else to clean up.

Whoever you are you don’t deserve this seat!

(Also I just chose a random tag idk if they have meaning)

Thankfully I took pictures, I had cleaned out my gallery a week earlier thinking I was in the clear, thankfully I was able to recover the photos. Salesman was being super pushy on the extra insurance, guess they try to get there money by any means.

I submitted 5 minutes late instead of 10 minutes early.

A few weeks ago my wife sent me two links to Kate Spade purses that she said she likes (hint hint). I immediately bought one for Christmas. I happen to have a little extra money at the moment and it was a clearance item so I didn't even really have to think about it.

Today, we were talking about the upcoming holidays and she randomly drops "btw I don't want those purses, they're ugly." I have no idea why she did a total 180 on them but I didn't do a great job hiding my disappointment and she realized I had already bought one.

She spent the remainder of the night saying she didn't mean it, and she was exaggerating and she see still wants it. I think she obviously meant what she said. But since it was clearance I can't do much about it besides try to sell it and take a loss on it and buy something else.

It was nice having a big gift for her checked off early for Christmas but now I'm back to square one. I also can't even ask her what else she would want because she's going to insist the purse is fine.

Obviously this is very mildly infuriating. The grocery store near me puts a sticker on all non bagged items. They usually put the sticker on top but this time put right on top. Really more funny than infuriating. When I peeled the sticker off it almost took the whole date off as well.