r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 8h ago

Guess Already Posted But Current Than Ever.

11.0k Upvotes

241 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PrestigiousBabey • 2h ago

Far-right politician flees corruption to Miami, gets VIP welcome. Brown mom gets tackled by ICE. But it's about illegals,right?

7.2k Upvotes

104 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 22h ago

Bernie speaks the truth...

3.9k Upvotes

163 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 18h ago

The Costs of an Alliance

3.1k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FeistyHuckleberryy • 6h ago

From Karoline Leavitt to Nicki Minaj . Tell me this administration is serious without telling me

3.0k Upvotes

107 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 12h ago

The receipts keep piling up.

2.9k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyPetall • 1h ago

You’re 18, meaning you were a baby during Obama’s first term & in 2nd grade when he left office

• Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 12h ago

How would they feel if we built churches in their countries? Brother they already have 77,000 of them.

1.7k Upvotes

170 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/JMurdock77 • 7h ago

We tried doing nothing and we’re all out of ideas

1.6k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 17h ago

The Real Threat Isn’t Sharia Law

1.3k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Own_Platformy • 7h ago

It happened before you were programmed.

982 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

Funny you should mention that...

774 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 1h ago

“What sickness is in you that makes that fair game?”

• Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Great_Blossom • 10h ago

When you learned tennis at the club but you learned politics in the streets

589 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/fibz • 3h ago

Ted Cruz gets a warning

567 Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lvcivs2311 • 14h ago

Once again, every accusation... (Do I even need to finish this sentence?)

483 Upvotes

This behaviour is getting a bit tiresome.

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyPetall • 2h ago

Rhodes Scholar epidemiologist calls it like it is: Donald Trump is an idiot. Just a fool

418 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FeistyHuckleberryy • 1h ago

Trump finds the perfect spokesperson for “protecting children “

• Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Own_Platformy • 2h ago

Turns out burning shit down gets better results than politely asking

200 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1h ago

"What makes a monster and what makes a man?"

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 16h ago

But that’s not going to get the job done.

126 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Great_Blossom • 1h ago

He said the quiet part loud

• Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 9h ago

99 Problems, but Tomi Lahren ain't one

110 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 7h ago

The difference between a threat to be Republic and a Rhodes Scholar

61 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DryInstance6732 • 1h ago

When 'security' looks a lot like collective punishment.

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