r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks • • 6h ago

Guess Already Posted But Current Than Ever.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10h ago

Classic MAGA

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

From Karoline Leavitt to Nicki Minaj . Tell me this administration is serious without telling me

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

We tried doing nothing and we’re all out of ideas

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10h ago

The receipts keep piling up.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

It happened before you were programmed.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 9h ago

How would they feel if we built churches in their countries? Brother they already have 77,000 of them.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 5h ago

Funny you should mention that...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1h ago

Ted Cruz gets a warning

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r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

The Costs of an Alliance

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r/clevercomebacks • • 44m ago

Turns out burning shit down gets better results than politely asking

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r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

When you learned tennis at the club but you learned politics in the streets

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r/clevercomebacks • • 20h ago

Bernie speaks the truth...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

The Real Threat Isn’t Sharia Law

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

“All MAGA arguments begin with ‘if’, because they’re all fake.”

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r/clevercomebacks • • 19m ago

Rhodes Scholar epidemiologist calls it like it is: Donald Trump is an idiot. Just a fool

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10m ago

Far-right politician flees corruption to Miami, gets VIP welcome. Brown mom gets tackled by ICE. But it's about illegals,right?

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r/clevercomebacks • • 12h ago

Once again, every accusation... (Do I even need to finish this sentence?)

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This behaviour is getting a bit tiresome.


r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Works for me

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

And free from tackiness

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Grocery shopping shouldn't be like playing chess.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 6h ago

99 Problems, but Tomi Lahren ain't one

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r/clevercomebacks • • 5h ago

The difference between a threat to be Republic and a Rhodes Scholar

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

The transitive property of stupidity

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