I’m M15 ive got a girlfriend I’ve been dating for two months unironically sent me this relationship rule book 😿

is this toxic or setting boundaries?

honest advice welcome am I cooked 😭😭😭😭

My girlfriend is 16 and I’m 13, I wanted to break up with her a few weeks/months ago because she lied about getting raped (a whole different story) but she threatened to kill herself. I ended up staying together with her, but a few weeks later she cheated on me and when I tried to break up again, she threatens to kill herself (again) I really don’t know what to do because she’s really toxic but I don’t want her to kill herself. Any ideas on how to break up with her? Anything would help!

1318 day is wild (was)

She dumped me.

She told me that she was just trying to fix me, make me a better and a more “normal person”. She told me that wasn’t possible and that she never had feelings for me. fuck you guys for spamming the rabbit clock meme.

I (16F) gave my girlfriend (also 16F) a card asking her to homecoming and she asked if we could talk later. She didn’t take the card and I got this text a few hours later at home.
The thing is I feel like I don’t have emotions I can really comprehend for this, like I’m sad but I can’t go and cry about it.
Any advice?

So me and my crush were texting and then we got into describing our crushes, and i slowly realized she was describing me. I asked her out and she agreed that she wanted to be my girlfriend!

So yesterday i made a post saying that there was a girl i liked that i knew for a few days and i had a feeling she also liked me. So anyways i built up the courage to message her and tell her how i felt about her. AND THEN SHE RESPONDED AND SAID THAT SHE ALSO LIKED ME!!! IM SO FREAKING HAPPY RN THIS IS THE FIRST TIKE IVE EVER HAD A GF!! Ty to everyone who wished me luck!!
Now im just wondering how to bring it up to my parents as idk if they want me to have a gf rn, and trying to find a good time to bring it up but other than that everything is perfect!!

I'm a male btw

Okokok so I was at my girlfriends house today and I spent like the whole day there. I acyhad a great time, I get along with her family real well, her dad and her younger brother really like me and I get along with them especially. And earlier this week I was over again, and after I had gotten home that day my girlfriend and I were texting and she said she was actually gonna kiss me that day but had chickened out. And in all honesty that's completely fine with me, I just love being with her, so that part is all up to her. I wouldn't put pressure like that on her. But then today, her older brother was nice enough to drop me off and she came too, and right before I left the car I rescheduled for a hug, but it was sort of an awkward angle so I kinda backed out. Then SHE GRABBED MY SHOULDER AND PULLED ME IN AND KISSED ME!!! I was so flustered and stunned I stumbled out of the car. I ended up sitting on my couch for an hour replaying that moment in my head over and over and over again. And now I miss her I wanna see her again and Im mad that I couldn't stay longer. I have no idea what to do now I feel like exploding and yelping and jumping for joy all over the place.

Guys a guy actually like me! (((o(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)o)))

I have no clue why he likes me, i call him a small pasty white boy while he's not white and 6'2. Very small bean I know i know guys calm down He's a pasty small bean

Update: The answer for now is no, because im like kinda questioning my sexuality maybe in the future we are still gonna be good friends

Post from my old account

I love her so much and I can't stop grinning like an idiot

I'M SO HAPPY RN, AHHH, SHE'S SUCH A SWEET PERSSON AND SUPER PRETTY, I LOVE HER SO MUCH

TEA TIME! 🫖🍵

(this may be a long rant so God bless u if u stay. xx)

so I do indeed still want to husband him up and give him the greatest life ever. and I have suspicions of him POSSIBLY liking me back now. I’m not 100% sure though.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO ADORABLE. AUGEHDHFHDJFBDHUDHF

however.

one MINOR issue I have brushed aside. he does not have a phone nor do I know when he will get one. for context he just turned 15 at the end of last month.

I MUST HAVE HIM. 🤍💖

the opp, let’s call her G, (who I gotta act like I’m aquatinted with because we see each other every day), is the opp because shortly after I made that post (about two weeks) SHE started talking with him.

CANST THOU BELIEVE THIS UNSCRUPULOUS WENCH?!

SPEAKING TO MY HUSBAND WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE NOR CONSENT?!?!

now.

due to the fact that my angel does not have a phone, they were ‘talking’ through EMAIL which is actually insane. and you know how I found this out? through my bestie (J) who sat next to G’s friend (E) on the bus home from a school trip.

E comPLETELY spilled shit about all this to J. then I received a 6 minute long voice message from J informing me of the events that commenced while G and my pookie were in their talking stage.

SO. 👏🏼

my flabbers were GASTED.

they were talking for about 2 weeks and they went on 3 alleged “dates,” which were essentially just hanging out as friends who kind of liked each other. after the third date, my ethereal-eyed beauty sent her an email in QUOTATIONS. 🙏🏼

meaning this shit was copy pasted from ChatGPT.

it was a message along the lines of “You’re really cool, but I don’t think this is going to work out.” all that fun stuff. (I’m so proud of him. 😊)

but then G.

had the AUDACITY.

to send mi amore PICTURES OF HER FROM HER VACATION, in a bikini that was AWFULLY small for her,

AF👏🏼TER 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 HAD 👏🏼 TOLD 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 WAS👏🏼N’T 👏🏼 GOING 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 WORK 👏🏼.

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

fast forward another two-ish weeks. during a flex block in band, me, my husband, G, J, and another friend of mine go into the room in the back of the band room, as we all usually do during these blocks—but E usually joins us too, she just wasn’t there that day.

so G starts spilling TEA on a bitch who fake-friended her and broke girl code, who I can’t go into detail right now because this is already a novel at this point. but G brought up E, and started to talk light subtle shit about her. (keep in mind, G and E are close friends.) however, my pookie is also close with E. so we couldn’t talk about her with him in the room with us because that would look awfully bad.

so then that night, I get a text from G. she doesn’t ever text me unless it’s to confirm like a schedule change for school or something. but she starts, again, FEEDING ME WITH THE MOST DELECTABLE TEA EVEN THE BRITISH COULDN’T COMPETE. 🤌🏼

I get information about the time G was talking to my man, FROM HER.

I GOT TEA.

FROM 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SOURCE 👏🏼.

THE VERY GROUNDS OF THE LEAVES THAT CREATED IT.

she told me everything about it, which was essentially what I had gotten from J who had gotten it from E. then G brings up how we weren’t able to talk about E in the room with my man because he would tell her. so she tells me how E has been a bitch lately, etc. etc.

so I’m just like, damn, this is crazy, so much has just happened. what she did NOT tell me was about her sending the pictures thing after he rejected her.

keep in mind, G knew I liked my husband BEFORE all this. and she told me she would set us up. but then she swooped in and stole him, and wasted his time, all for it to be in vain.

so HA, jokes on her, but we’re lowkey chill now, except for the fact that she’s literally always around him and I never get to talk with him alone for more than a second before she butts in.

so coming full circle, HE’S SINGLE! YAY! (jk he’s married to me and doesn’t even know it) 🤩

but he doesn’t have a phone and I don’t have any way to contact him over the summer and there’s literally only two more days before summer break (Monday and Tuesday) and I’m so afraid to talk to him sometimes even when I do have the chance just because he’s so beautiful and ridiculous and stupid and amazing and a life without him in it would be so brutally mundane. 🤍

‼️ IF YOU STAYED FOR MY WHOLE RANT, HAVE MORE TEA, A COOKIE, ANOTHER COOKIE, A HUG, SOME FRUIT, AND ANOTHER COOKIE, AND SOME REGULAR AND/OR CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

HAVE THE BESTEST DAY MY LOVELIES!! 🤍

🫖🍵🍪🍪🫂

🍓🥭🫐🍒🍎🍑🥭🍍🍐🍇🍉🍊🥭🥝

🍪🥛/🥛🍫

🤍💖🤍💖🤍💖

dude i fucking hate being a lesbian

Bro i dont know why i did such a roundabout method

(kind of early)UPDATE: im gay now and both of us have boyfriends sooo i guess it worked out 🤷