r/oneliners • • 10d ago

New way of removing bad posts!

0 Upvotes

We have a new bot that removes all posts that get downvoted! This should make it even easier for you get bad posts removed.

This was a suggestion by u/caffeinedrinker, so thank them for coming up with it.

The bot removes posts if they are downvoted to -2 within the first 6 hours of posting. Reddit doesn't show any lower score than 0, but apparently the bot has some way of telling that X people have down voted it. Then the bot removes it. It will do this check to posts going forward.

We can adjust the bot a bit, so if anyone thinks they have a suggestion, then send us a modmail. Please still report other kinds of rule breaking content.

So get voting!


r/oneliners • • 2h ago

Peter Pan eats out at Wendy's.

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r/oneliners • • 23h ago

Hitchhiking, the original Uber

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r/oneliners • • 2d ago

Took four E's last night, tough game of Scrabble.

16 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 3d ago

Impotence is natures way of saying "No hard feelings."

42 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 5d ago

Joined a gym for religious minorities called Jehovah’s Fitness.

61 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 5d ago

I watched my first porno last night, and boy did I look younger back then.

139 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 5d ago

You know that its "Indian summer" when the weatherman says you'll have a patchy fog.

23 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 6d ago

I almost bought an ancient Egyptian canopic jar but my heart wasn't in it.

47 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 6d ago

Underwear bandit admits brief crime spree.

15 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 7d ago

My parents were such pacifists we were only allowed to play paper

44 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 7d ago

It's a good thing that sexual innuendo isn't a crime otherwise I'd definitely be going down.

63 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 7d ago

What I miss most about the good old days, is that it used to be that everything was the way it used to be.

11 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 8d ago

To cut a long story short, I became an editor.

127 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 7d ago

I decided to go urn shopping but quit because my soul wasn’t in it

8 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 8d ago

I'd like to thank the girl with no bra who ran with me the last few miles of the marathon, your lack of support got me through.

160 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 9d ago

A man who walks sideways through airport security is going to Bangkok.

23 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 8d ago

A miser went shopping at an Opticians, but in the end decided to bifocal.

0 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 9d ago

The soup factory has gone bust, it's now in administrone.

10 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 9d ago

Secretly meeting the eye doctor, it's an optometryst.

35 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 10d ago

Whoever said technology would replace paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their ass with an iPad.

65 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 9d ago

A highwayman getting a transplant tells the surgeon to stand and deliver.

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r/oneliners • • 10d ago

A man without pants fears no pickpocket

28 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 10d ago

Ah as they say I’m living the dream, just hoping I wake up soon

18 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 11d ago

Half way through eating a horse, just realised I'm not as hungry as I thought.

86 Upvotes