My birthday is next week and a slew of bad things ALWAYS happens in the week leading up to it. I’m convinced I’m cursed.

Lady throws her rubbish outside her bedroom window. There were swollen milk bottles that were ready to explode. Also, green tint on washer “just happened” from “all the recent rain…..”

New York City has introduced public toilets with a strict 10 minute time limit. The door slides open once the time is up. Don't get caught with your pants down 🥴

I was drinking vodka soda. Total bullshit. If it’s only for shots, say shots. Drinks definitely connotes basic cocktails like liquor and mixer.

Made a batch of green sauce for tacos. Girlfriend sqeezed the bottle once and this happened.

My girlfriend and I had food poisoning last week and were constantly running to the bathroom getting sick. The smell of vomit MAKES me vomit so I was tirelessly scrubbing the entire bathroom from floor to ceiling MULTIPLE TIMES trying to get rid of the smell after every time one of us threw up. I bought bleach, enzyme cleaners, and even went as far as carbon bags to try and eliminate the HORRID STENCH and it wouldn’t go away. I sniffed every surface in that damn bathroom trying to locate the source…

I literally cried about the smell, worrying that it would be there forever. I went back to sniffing and started to notice a stronger whiff by the sink, AHA IT’S COMING FROM THE DRAIN!! I moved the toothbrush, soap, and candle that were on the counter to investigate the area. I poured Drano, baking soda, and vinegar down the drain for a deep clean. THEN I NOTICED THE SMELL ON MY HAND. I almost immediately threw up reacting to it and snatched the candle off the counter to save myself. I took a long inhale of our new Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom candle to salvage my nose from the reeking odor on my fingertips.

Then all hell broke loose. I projectile vomited directly after smelling the candle. The godforsaken stench WAS THE CANDLE ITSELF!!!! MY GF BOUGHT 6 OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS AND HAD ONE LIT IN THE BATHROOM!!!!! All of them went straight to the garbage. Never again. How can they sell a candle that smells like stomach bile!!!

TLDR: Cleaned my bathroom for days only to find out the puke smell was a new candle (Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom, DON’T BUY IT).

EDIT: I was not the person who smelled the candles before buying. My gf put them in the cart and I went along with it lol

This is how I found the vacuum when I went to get it from the supply closet at my office. As I was rolling it down the hall I just kept thinking, “This is ridiculous”.

I put it back with a note.

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This happened in Boston, MA. Some jackass blocking traffic and then slamming on my car and window

Edit: There's a cop right there, it's not worth the vehicular assault charge. I was in no danger, so self defense was not warranted. Reversing is a bad idea when someone is practically touching your bumper, and I assumed any movement on my part would have turned into a charge for me.

Edit 2: Whomever stole my video and put it on Instagram without giving me credit, fuck you

Looks like a natural disaster rolled through the shoe department at Target. That poor shoe hanging on the left couldn't even take it anymore! People are rude animals.

my dude is hanging on for dear life, and I can’t enter until he’s finished this standoff.

Been here less than a day and have almost busted my ass twice already

I was home most of the day so there was plenty of time for the parts that weren’t big globs to bake onto there with tiny glass shards.

Edit:

Some of these comments made me laugh so thanks for that. I haven’t seen Space Balls but genuinely glad ppl could have fun at my expense.

Edit2:

To answer the question multiple people posed about it not breaking the glass:

It’s a little hard to tell but if you look at the trail of splatter marks it looks like the point of impact was right above the window or the edge of it where it’s reinforced by it’s connection to the rest of the car.

What is the purpose of leaving it there?

Nice morning walk before getting ready for work.

Thought I stood on a sharp rock, looked down to see this bad boy sticking out of my shoe.

Now I have to work out if I need to go to the doctor for a shot…

When this curl refresher was discontinued years ago, I bought all I could afford while I searched for a replacement. I still haven't found anything I like as much. Today I decanted the last of my last big bottle into the mini bottle I use on a day to day basis. Just as I closed the bottle, the whole thing cracked in half. Now I have none left.

Why are people so selfish?

Neighbors either got evicted or moved out and left a hell of a mess. This is after cleaning it up a bit to make the sidewalk and entryway walkable, and one of those mattresses had been laid directly over my front door. There’s much more along the path, entryway, and near the dumpster that I couldn’t fit into the pictures. They also dumped a couch and some other furniture in the parking lot, blocking several spaces. The office was closed yesterday for July 4th and today since it’s Sunday, so there’s no one to call about it until tomorrow.

Edited to add: To make it extra clear, this is not trash from the people who moved out of my unit, but from the neighbors the next unit over. My lease started 2 weeks ago and none of this trash was here until yesterday. Also the patchy paint on the next building over is because they are repainting all the buildings. They started that building on Friday but didn’t finish before the weekend.

Edit 2: It’s now Monday morning and maintenance is here cleaning it up. I didn’t even call yet (office doesn’t open for another half hour) so it was definitely a case of them being aware, they just ran up against a holiday weekend. They’re also continuing the painting on the adjacent building, for those of you who were super worried about that 😉