Holy moly, rollie polie Ollie! the time is upon us ^finally. The final first game of the season in the dome. Brings a tear to my eye.

Happy spooky season and HAPPY HOCKEY SEASON YA FILTHY MUDBLOODS.

FIRE HOCKEY has returned. The drinking game has returned.. glad to finally (officially) be back with all you beauties.

Tonight's matchup brings us Zayne "the pain" Parekh and our calgary flames

Versus

I don't even know, some goon? And the Seattle sea creatures.

So join us at 7 pm. Throw down your drinking game suggestions and let's start another season of combustion hockey.

Time: 7:30 PM MST (9:30 PM EST)

Place: Rogers Place - Edmonton, AB.

TV: SN, CBC

Playoff Drinking Game:

• Johnny Hockey dangles - drink
• Tkachuk goes between the legs - drink
• Tkachuk friendship tour - drink
• Gaudreau/Tkachuk 100 pts mentioned - drink
• Lindholm scores from his office - drink
• Markstrom bails out the team - drink
• 4th line scores - drink
• Coleman/Lewis/Lucic/Toffoli Stanley Cup pedigree mentioned - drink
• Sutter's "unfinished business" mentioned - drink
• Refs put there whistles away - drink
• Massive hit/huge block - drink
• Fight - finish and fill
• Calle Jarnkrok scores his first as a Flame - finish and fill
• Carpenter, Hanifin, Kylington score their first career playoff goal - finish and fill

Battle of Alberta second round special:

• First BoA in 31 years mentioned - drink
• Connor McDavid goes brrr - drink
• Mike Smith let's in a softie - drink
• Mike Smith gets pulled - finish and fill

Discord

Buckle the fuck up cowpeople this game could be UGLY.

And the last games were ugly. So mother of God we might need those drinking game rules more than usual.

Not sure if you WANT your furry, fuzzy or scaley pet to be the petspokemodel of this game, but eh! Cuteness helps when things look bad.

So drop them "look randy, im mowing the air!" Rules and them cute pet pics.

Join us at 7 pm and help our little niche corner of the internet ^{continue to} guide you through this season.

Thanks for u/weschester for pointing out that "Reminder to everyone that this game is exclusively on Sportsnet+ which is dumb as hell for people who still have regular tv."

Its fucking fire hockey day.

Before the last 5^ish games, it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.. but top 5 PP? top 10 PK? Who even is this team.

Many fun. Such excite. Glad to be ^almost back again with you magnificent mother fuckers.

Do you think to yourself, eh we may be playing well.. but i still need a ^fun excuse to drink? Drop them drinking game rules!

Do you down a few of the bubblies, see your fuzzy, furry or feathered friend ^{also scaley, sorry lizardy bois} doing something cute and think "OTHERS NEED TO BASK IN THE CUTE GLORY THAT IS MY PET FRAND/CHILD"? Then drop them petspokemodel pics for a chance to be the highlighted, glorified pet of the game.

Puck drop at 630 pm, live from grandpa saddle.

Be here or be square.

Its fucking fire hockey day.

Before the last 5^ish games, it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.. but top 5 PP? top 10 PK? Who even is this team.

Many fun. Such excite. Glad to be ^almost back again with you magnificent mother fuckers.

Do you think to yourself, eh we may be playing well.. but i still need a ^fun excuse to drink? Drop them drinking game rules!

Do you down a few of the bubblies, see your fuzzy, furry or feathered friend ^{also scaley, sorry lizardy bois} doing something cute and think "OTHERS NEED TO BASK IN THE CUTE GLORY THAT IS MY PET FRAND/CHILD"? Then drop them petspokemodel pics for a chance to be the highlighted, glorified pet of the game.

Puck drop at 630 pm, live from grandpa saddle.

Be here or be square.

Its been 84 years..

Welcome back everyone, we are finally back for another edition of fire hockey. Now including more vitamin Coleman! ^{except its gonna be wierd seeing him in a different jersey}.

Will we be able to pull out another tito out of the hat against an ^apparent power house of a team? Tune it at 7 pm to find out!

Drop them "its only thursday" drinking game rules and of course those

"my PET IS CUTER THAN YOURS" petspokemodel pictures.

Well that record is a little bit daunting.

Hello again everybody and welcome back to the back half of the post holidays back to back!.. we are back!

Tonight's matchup brings us Brayden " I will crush you" pachal And the calgary flames versus Mark "the lesser of the two brothers" Stone.

Puck drop at 6 pm. Get them drinking game rules in. You know the dealio.

team Stats

Calgary Flames Vegas Golden Knights

Goals For per Game 2.71 3.57

Goals Against Average 3.03 2.80

Shots per Game 29.5 30.4

Shots Against per Game 29.3 28.0

Penalty Minutes 344 197

Power Play Goals 21 21

Power Play Percentage 21.9 25.3

Power Play Goals Against 29 15

Penalty Kill Percentage 72.1 80.0

Short Handed Goals 2 5

Yall ready for another fire hockey game?

At the weird ass time of 7:45 pm? Because that makes sense.

Will we get two goals?

Will we get a point?

Will we continue to chase the Ottawa redblacks in the basement standings?

Tune in at ^again the wierd ass time of 7:45 pm on a Tuesday. I guess it makes about as much sense as a team of Ducks playing hockey.

Drop them spooky drinking game rules and those furry, fuzzy or scaley pet pics for the petspokemodel of the game and join us.

Got a ^{not so} rare weekend shift so throwing this up reeeeal early because you never know how days like these can go.

Just like you never know how fire hockey games can go. Two teams expected to be bad this year. Except one has scored 12 times more goals than us (although they have had an extra game)

Submit those drinking game rules AND A PICTURE OF YOUR FUZZY, FURRY, OR SCALY FRIENDS for the chance to be this games petspokemodel of the game! Wow much honor.

Fire team.

Water creatures team.

The bad of the ^supposed to be bad!

Live at 8 pm.

Friendly reminder C of Reddit meet up tonight!

7:30pm, Hudson’s Downtown

Let's TRY THIS AGAIN. WITH THE PROPER RECORDS.

Good morning all you absolute legends and welcome the fuck back for more pre emptive fire hockey.

Im still trying to digest the $125 bucks worth of kinjo me and the other ^better half demolished last night ^{the west hills one is a little crazy on a Friday night}..

Hopefully this game isn't as crazy. We played up to our competition the last two games.. so knowing this teams MO.. who knows what will happen tonight.

Puck drop is at the always wonderful time of 8 pm.

Drop them "fuck Me, winter is coming" drinking game rules and as usual the

"Fuck me, my pet is adorable" petspokemodel pics. Harvey won last game. Let's do better.

Hockey at a reasonable time?! Bless my lucky stars!

I mean, its against another power house of a team.. but atleast we won't be all half awake when the game is way out of hand.

So there's always that?

Fire team.

Weather team.

Live from our old grandpa saddle at 6 pm.

Drinking rules.

Spokespetmodel.

Let's get through this together.

https://ibb.co/84bvZYcL

Yall ready for the battle between ^technically second best and ^technically second worst at the god awful time of 8 pm on a weekday?

I sure as heck am.

Knowing this team, we will either squeak out a win or get absolutely demolished.

Speaking of getting demolished, drop them drinking game rules and of course your petspokemodel entry because we may need both ^{and ample caffeine} to get us through this game.

Still not over last night's game? Don't worry! We got a new one to help cleanse the pallet.. already!

Less than 24 hours later, after playing both the canucks AND the officials.. we got a battle against another water creatures team! Hooray! Fire hockey baby!

You know what that means! More shots from the point baby! Inject all the low chance scoring chances into my veins.

So submit them cute animal pics.. for the petspokemodel chance. ^{although do we WANT to be the spokesmodel for this team right meow?}

Submit them "ya its Sunday but please give me 2 Goals in one game" drinking game rules. And join us, as it may be another long season with you beauties.

If there was ever a game we needed to pop off for 6 goals.. this is it.

After 2 goalless games, 120+ minutes of no fire goal hockey..we need a win.. and a convincing one at that.

THIS ONES FOR VLAD.

Puck drop at 3 pm, drop those drinking game rules ^{we may need them}..

Drinking game! Drinking game! Drinking game!

Good the fuck morning all you beautiful bastards and bastardinas. We are officially back. The return of fire hockey. The return of the world renowned GDTs and the best drinking game this side of the 32 parallel

Another fun season with all you magnificent mother fuckers is on the starting line.

Tonight's matchup brings us Matvei "grinding for that gold" Gridin and our calgary flames versus the Edmonton oilers and Connor "you've got two years" Mcdavid.

Drop them drinking game rules and join us at 8 pm. For a rootin tootin good time and the second annual special announcement!

https://ibb.co/QzFt6bP

Deja vu and good morning everyone. Welcome back on this beautiful fall morning, and welcome back to another edition of Flames pregame thread..ness.

Feels like just yesterday I was sitting here, sipping my morning coffee and writing up one of these. Tonight's matchup brings us our calgary "every goal counts" flames and the Vancouver "you gotta have nhl money to live here" canucks

Puck drop at 8 pm again! Because who needs sleep.

I will be adding the team Stats to the pregame threads like last year, but no need to till probably the 5th or maybe 10 game mark.

Drop them drinking game rules!

https://ibb.co/F4tf03YB

well ladies and gentlemen, sadly only 4 games left to the season with you beauties. including tonight's tankbowl.

thankfully the kraken won their last game. blackhawks are 3 points back with 3 games remaining. I'm not cheering for a loss, but man oh man.

win a game or three Chicago.

puck drop at 5 pm.

Last game of the season with you beautiful fucks. Its been a hell of a ride, and I've been one thankful bastard to be driving the GDT short bus again this season for all you magnificent mother fuckers. May the post season bring all yall many happy, SNOW FUCKING FREE memories.

anydoodles, with that aside.. its tank time. I want a solid ethical 0 point effort from everyone.

Last chance to have your furry, scaley, or feathered friend as the spokespetmodel of the game. Last chance to have an excuse to drink.

Welcome back everyone, and hope yall had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend. Tonight's matchup brings us our calgary fire team versus the team we hope absolutely fails this year for that sweet draft pick.

Puck drop at 7 pm. Drop them drinking game rules.

Next game I'll include the team Stats.

https://ibb.co/7dq1n2Pc

Time: 7:30 PM MST (9:30 PM EST)

Place: Rogers Place - Edmonton, AB.

TV: SN, CBC

Injuries (via Rotoworld)

Flames Projected Lineup (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

Oilers Projected Lineup (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

Playoff Drinking Game:

• Johnny Hockey dangles - drink
• Tkachuk goes between the legs - drink
• Tkachuk friendship tour - drink
• Gaudreau/Tkachuk 100 pts mentioned - drink
• Lindholm scores from his office - drink
• Markstrom bails out the team - drink
• 4th line scores - drink
• Coleman/Lewis/Lucic/Toffoli Stanley Cup pedigree mentioned - drink
• Sutter's "unfinished business" mentioned - drink
• Refs put there whistles away - drink
• Massive hit/huge block - drink
• Fight - finish and fill
• Calle Jarnkrok scores his first as a Flame - finish and fill
• Carpenter, Hanifin, Kylington score their first career playoff goal - finish and fill

Battle of Alberta second round special:

• First BoA in 31 years mentioned - drink
• Connor McDavid goes brrr - drink
• Mike Smith let's in a softie - drink
• Mike Smith gets pulled - finish and fill

Discord

Reminder to share your best pet pic for a chance to be the ^BOA spokespetmodel!

Awe shit, battle of Alberta before the Olympic break time. The key to success to having a team that tries in this game, is to have no Olympians! (Except you popsicle man), plus you know. Kadri is trying again. So there's always that.

Puck drop at the god awful time of 8 pm, and i start at 2 am tommorow. Who needs sleep?

SUBMIT YOUR BEST PET PIC FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE GDT SPOKESPET OF THE GAME. that being said..

Trelvings bad old team versus trelivings bad new team.

Who will be victorious? Us. Because of pet pics. Not the score. all the FUZZYNESS. SPEAKING of, trying out a new idea. SUBMIT your pet pic for your chance to have your fuzzy ^{or furry or scaley or feathery} friend as the GDT spokesmodel for this game.

Highest voted wins. ^{I'm a democratic leader}, thanks to u/erikdebogande for the idea.

Yall ever have one of those days where you blink and it's 7 hours later?

Because I sure have.

Puck drop at 7 against a backup version of the Knights. Drop them rules. Also. Let's fucking go.

Everyone had the chance to catch their breath yet since that whirlwind of a trade deadline?

Hopefully! Because tonight at 8 pm we are back. For a kadri'less, weegarless, 7th round draft pick'less edition of fire hockey. Now including more vitamin strome! ^{he was rushing here trying to make this game apparently}..

God it feels good to see this organization really accept the rebuild ^{although I'm in the camp that's it's been a rebuild since he took over}.

Probably won't be a pretty game but who cares! We got more draft picks than the US army.

So drop them "2nd OA let's gooo" drinking rules and them "we also have a multitude of cute pets" spokepetmodel pictures and lets really enjoy the end of this great season.

Time: 7:30 PM MST (9:30 PM EST)

Place: Scotiabank Saddledome - Calgary, AB.

TV: SN, CBC

Injuries (via Rotoworld)

Flames Projected Lineup (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

Stars Projected Lineup (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

Playoff Drinking Game:

• Johnny Hockey dangles - drink
• Tkachuk goes between the legs - drink
• Tkachuk friendship tour - drink
• Gaudreau/Tkachuk 100 pts mentioned - drink
• Lindholm scores from his office - drink
• Markstrom bails out the team - drink
• Coleman/Lewis/Lucic/Toffoli Stanley Cup pedigree mentioned - drink
• Sutter's "unfinished business" mentioned - drink
• Refs put there whistles away - drink
• Massive hit/huge block - drink
• Fight - finish and fill
• Calle Jarnkrok scores his first as a Flame - finish and fill
• Carpenter, Ritchie, Hanifin, Kylington score their first career playoff goal - finish and fill

Dallas Stars first round special:

• 2020 bubble playoffs mentioned - drink
• Pavelski tip - drink
• Oettinger robs the Flames - drink

Game 7 special:

• Flames win - drink :)
• Flamee lose - drink :(

Discord