r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • Sep 18 '26

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

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Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

Gotta Start Naming Our Cats Things Like Casserole And Coleslaw

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

A seal named Pickles kissed the mayor of New York on the face

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

Go go gadget bulletproof head

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

“Bethesda confirms that Elder Scrolls 6 is there were once they are did.”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Trying to install the latest Call of Duty but I do not have a first-born son to sacrifice yet

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

"Ben Shapiro Tossed In Landfill After Being Mistaken For a Young Sheldon Funko Pop"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

DUTCH JUST SOUNDS LIKE A GERMAN MESSING WITH US IN ENGLISH

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

“Sorry choom, your bootleg Militech Chode doesn’t slot in with this preem new ‘Saka Rectum’”

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405 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

witnessing your parents get into adult cocomelon (AI vertical dramas)

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589 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Teach STEM majors the importance of not making things

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 21m ago

We cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

There's a guy nicknamed the "Squatter Hunter" who fights squatters by moving in with them (legally, via a lease from the owner) and making the situation so uncomfortable that they leave, helping homeowners retake control.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Thank God I never drink negatively but always with a pure heart and good intentions

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Lana Del Rey gives $100 to woman trying to escape an abusive relationship while "rubberband" by Tate McRae plays in the background

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52 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 22h ago

“i’m pregnant with laughter”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

What mind masturbation could’ve possibly ejaculated this post?

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16 Upvotes

I was the comment for reference. The dude below me there commented this sub.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

"Elvis comes back as a ghost in a Noh Theater Play."

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57 Upvotes

Was scrolling down my Instagram today and this something that popped up.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

“Japan experiments with autonomous AI chainsaw-wielding robots”

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16 Upvotes

Welp, its been real world.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

"75 intercessory agents pleading with God to spare me from eternal damnation at a rate of ~500 Our Fathers/minute"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 55m ago

I have some sad news about the coconut, you're gonna wanna sit down for this.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

“Jake Paul backs project to revive US titanium sponge output.”

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